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♪ T-E-E-N ♪

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♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

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♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

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♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

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The day before Christmas.

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Remember when we would
get excited about that?

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Well, it's hard to get excited when
Santa refuses to give us any presents.

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What did we ever do to have
him treat us like this.

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We kept him from taking
over all the holidays.

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We were fools to try to
stop that jolly fat man.

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Now there will be no gifts
under the tree

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and our stockings
will remain empty.

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Forever.

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It can't be.

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We've got gifts.

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Santa actually brought us gifts?

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And delivered them early, baby.

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- Coal?
- This is coal.

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Santa brought us nothing but...

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Coal.

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We got coal!

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All aboard.

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- Coal!
- Coal!

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Coal, coal.

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Coal!

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Coal is the power
energizing the world.

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Best Christmas ever!

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No! No, no!

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Santa Claus?

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Coal is a garbage gift.

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Only terrible children get coal.

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Everyone knows that.

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So you're still mad at us?

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Of course I'm still mad
at you, hence, the coal.

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Well, I'm keeping my coal.
I love it.

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Wait, how did you get in here?

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We do not have the chimney.

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A little Christmas magic.

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Friends.

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Just tell us
what you're doing here.

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I've decided that if I
can't have every holiday

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I don't want any holidays.

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And that's right.

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Santa Claus
is quitting Christmas!

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Wow!

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You trying to shock us?
'Cause it didn't work.

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Yeah, we don't get presents,
anyway. So what if you quit.

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It's not just you
who won't get presents.

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It's every child in the world.
Whee!

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He's right.

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No presents
on Christmas morning?

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You monster.

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You cannot abandon your
duty to the human children.

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You don't get it.
It's over, I'm done.
Merry Christmas.

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You garbage kids.

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Garbage kids!

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Is Christmas
really gone forever?

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No, I have a plan.

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All right, I've run
the simulations.

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Without toys, the children of the world
will reach peak sadness levels by breakfast.

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Scary, yo.

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Then we must wish
for the Christmas miracle.

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No, we are
the Christmas miracle.

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The Teen Titans,
are going to save Christmas.

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By reminding the world
that the holiday

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shouldn't focus entirely
on material goods?

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By filling in for Santa and
delivering all of the Christmas gifts.

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Sounds crazy enough
to work. I like it!

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Glad to hear it, because as our resident
engineer, you'll be building the sleigh.

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I'll get my wrenches
and all that stuff.

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Beast Boy,
you'll be our reindeer.

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That's what's up.

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Star, Raven,
you'll be the Christmas elves.

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You'll be responsible for making all
the toys for the good girls and boys.

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We'll work around the clock
until our hands bleed.
But what about you?

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I'll take on the role
of the jolly fat man himself.

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But you're so skinny dude.

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And the facial hair is lacking.

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Yeah. Santa needs a gut
and a beard.

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You'd make a better elf.

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We should ask Sticky Joe
to be Santa.

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- Howdy.
- Just look at this great beard.

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And his belly.
So plump.

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He's the perfect Santa, yo.

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I am not trusting the holiday
to some filthy Bohemian.

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Beat it, Sticky Joe!

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I'm Santa and that's final.

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Now, the children of the
world are depending on us.

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Titans, go!

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- Looking good, bro.
- Oh, yeah!

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Twin turbo engines powered by
a nuclear fusion reactor.

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This baby's gonna spread Christmas
cheer at twice the speed of sound.

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Whoa, that's a lot of toys, mama.

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Y'all been hard to work, huh?

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The life of a Christmas elf
is one of suffering.

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- Our hands are ruined from the toy making.
- Ugh.

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Who knew Christmas cheer
came at such a cost.

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Did someone say Christmas cheer?

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Merry Christmas, boys and girls.

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Dude, how much weight
did you gain?

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Enough that my belly, jiggles
like a bowl full of jelly.

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Ho...

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Oh! Your poor, poor heart.

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We should get you to a hospital.

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Nonsense.

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Now let's get these toys
in the sleigh.

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Raven.

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It's time for the Teen Titans,
to save Christmas.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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Okay, first house.
Here we go.

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Dude, how you gonna get in?

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Through the chimney, obviously.

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Come on, bro.

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What?

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You should perhaps reconsider due
to your recently expanded girth.

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Why don't you just use some
of Santa's Christmas magic?

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Absolutely not.

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I'm Santa, and Santa
goes down the chimney.

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Wo-ho, it's a little tight.

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But if I can...

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Just get the leg past the...

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Wo-ho-ho, that's broken.

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Ho-ho, no biggie.
Ow, just need a little help here guys.

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I got you, dude, with a little help
from the 'ol Christmas shablamo.

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Ho-ho, ow, ho-ho, ow.

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All right, I'm in.

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Two presents under the tree and... Oh, my.

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They have a dog.
Hey, there little...

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Ah, get me out!
Get me out now!

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I think this calls for some
of that Christmas Magic, yo.

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Ow, ow, so fun!

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Ha-ha, merry Christmas.

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Not bad for
your first time, bruh.

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Uh, how many more houses
do we have to visit?

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Approximately seven billion.

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Wait, do you hear that?

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Ho-ho-ho.

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Ho-ho-hoo.

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What are you doing, Santa?

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Hey, only Santa says ho-ho-ho.

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Ho-ho-ho.

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No-ho-oh.

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Ho-ho-hooo.

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Ho-ho-ho.

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I'm Santa now.
Ho-ho-hooo.

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That's right. Look at this belly.

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Son, you should see
a doctor about that.

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Blah-blah, I will,
after we save Christmas.

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I told you Christmas is over.

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What do you care?
You gave Christmas up.

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I knew if the world missed even one Christmas,
they'd be desperate to have me back.

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But I'd only return if they gave
me all the other holidays, too.

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Holiday magic.

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Now you garbage kids are
trying to ruin it all for me.

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Ugh, evasive maneuvers.

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Engine one is down.

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We can't outrun him.
Elves, battle stations.

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Yeah.

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- Ka-ka-ka!
- Ka-ka-ka!

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Ho-ho-ho!

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No.

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We're going down.

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Ugh.

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Anyone have eyes on Santa?

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Nothing on the scanner.

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Watch your backs, Kris Kringle,
doesn't go down that easy.

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Starfire, Raven, get the toys.

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It's over, you garbage kids.

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You ruined Christmas, Santa.

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I made Christmas
and I can destroy it.

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And now, Christmas is over,
forever, and so are you.

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- Who's that?
- No, oh, it can't be.

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Ho-ho-howdy.

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Sticky Joe.

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You despicable bohemian.

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- Ooh!
- Ha-ha-ha!

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You're the garbage person
now, Santa.

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Thank you, Sticky Joe.

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But all the presents
have been destroyed.

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Howdy.

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- Beans?
- This is beans?

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- Sticky Joe has brought us.
- Beans.

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We got beans!

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All aboard.

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- Beans!
- Beans!

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Beans, beans.

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Beans!

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A can of beans
for every kid in the world!

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Best Christmas ever!